uffie:

WHAT HTE FUCK WILLOW

(Source: saulepleurant, via letrnetouchurbutt)

Timestamp: 1369117001

roxys-ass:

johnscowlick:

what have i done

You made a vagina that licks you back

(via discounthugs)

Timestamp: 1369109672

beachguurl:

lmfdaoooooo omfhg wsdevytfrds

(Source: danieltflynn)

Timestamp: 1368771056

forever-classyx:

Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked.  Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want.  If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back!  It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.

(via ryaninwonderland)

ruinedchildhood:

GTA: Pallet Town

(Source: ash-ofpallet, via discounthugs)

Timestamp: 1368595852

alegbra:

valerieparker:

writers-bloc:

Never drop a book in the bath again! An 8 year old’s invention. 

that eight year old is the chosen one

are we gonna ignore the fact that the book is completely soaked in water

no it’s soaked inventions

(via pizza)

Timestamp: 1368507524

krazininjakittyfordeanwinchester:

Have you ever been in such an antisocial mood that when people try to talk to you, you get frustrated? 

image

(via forever90s)

are you going to reblog my selfie or do I have to hack your account and do it for you because you obviously don’t know what you want